It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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