Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
