i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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