I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Blood and glitter go together right?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
