just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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