She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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