it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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