Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Randomize