Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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