good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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