i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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