I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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