Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
