just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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