We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
is wine microwaveable?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
