A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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