Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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