We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
how does that bad decision feel?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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