Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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