I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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