dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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