Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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