You're completely useless in the revolution.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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