i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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