Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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