i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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