I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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