thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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