white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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