Already got asked if we're dating
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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