Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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