I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
