Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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