We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize