I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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