Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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