soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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