I feel like abortions should bother me more
operation harelip BJ is a go
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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