8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
