Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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