Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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