You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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