i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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