i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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