there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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