i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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