I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
