please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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