Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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