i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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