your parents love me but you hate me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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