I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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