i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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