But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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